Tuesday, June 30, 2009

How Bout You DON'T!!!

Ok, back in H.S we had a column in the paper in which we gathered all our observations and suggested the most simplest yet candid advice: HOW BOUT YOU DON'T!! lol..."HBYD" is a way of obviously stating 1. a problem and 2. a dead end answer that basically leaves you with no other options so HBYD!!!



1. This morning I went to the doctor's office to get my skin test read (TB test) for work, and lets just say MEN, HOW BOUT YOU DON'T try to "holla" at a woman at the Doctor's OFFICE?!! Like uhg...You don't know me Or What I got (nothing mind you) AND I don't know you Or what You Got SO shouldn't the last place you scout for a woman be the SICK HOUSE??? Lol...Sad thing is, the bruthah was CUTE??! Even came back & shook my hand (after staring & walking away...off??) said "what's your name, nice to meet you" & all that mess...smh...HOW BOUT YOU DON'T!





2. While in Rite Aid glutonizing (not a real word) on their GOOD O' Ice Cream (thrifty!!), I noticed these women with big O' strips of plastic across their foreheads...sad thing is, one of the ladies barely had a forehead (weird...cuz black people got FO heads?!) but yeah, LADIES, HOW BOUT YOU DON'T get a Lace Front wig, Fail to style & tailor it to your head, and then step out in public like you're Beyonce's background vocals....There's a reason Kelly & Michelle stayed in the back...AND If your Head aint big like TYRA's....PLEASE have a stylist CUT the lace in the front so that it's as close up to the hair line as possible!!! lol...and NOTE" most people use make-up to blend...TRY SOME! rme...it was a mess!! and no, I've never tried one...i just thought I'd make a "suggestion" ;) lol...



3. MJ Fans HOW BOUT YOU DON'T drown yourself in sadness LIKE ME!!! ...i just had to blast myself...HBYD post like 8 back-to-back blogs about him, scaring your (minimal) new readers away, from MJ overload...What was life like before...If for some strange reason, You happened to write a MJ blog the night Before "Thursday" like me...well...think back Further!!! lol Come on Yall, We Can DO IT!! Lets Celebrate his Life!!! OK and I'll shut up now before i start thinking too nostalgic AGAIN!! which only leads to upside down happy faces and misplaced emotions?!! lol...HBYD!

2 comments:

deonna said...

i'm feeling this post. but to the doctor's office situation... you never know where you might meet someone great. i would hope he wouldn't have anything tho. lol. i'm just sayin'. he was cute and he had manners... why not?

Shandra E...*the misses said...

Lol...you know you have a point! & Yeah...he was mannerable & 'real' cute!! lol...It's not like we were at "the clinic" or anything...just the family/urgent care unit, but i guess it caught me so off gaurd?!!! lol...cuz yeah...i just looked at him like he was Half-crazy!! lol..

At the SAME time, he must've felt half-crazy cuz he looked, walked away, & actually came back to speak to me, but he never once asked for a number or anything, you could tell he wanted to, but then he caught himslef...almost as if he Knew it was a lil. OFF!! lol..